I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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