i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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