if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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