Who wears a wallet chain?!
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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