Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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