He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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