so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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