Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
NoShamevember. You game?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
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