new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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