Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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