I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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