Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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