Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
