I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
there is puke in my bra ... again
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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