i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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