Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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