let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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