the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Randomize