Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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