I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
she looked like the before picture.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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