I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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