I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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