4 words: hood of his car
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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