He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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