There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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