spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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