Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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