it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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