Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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