how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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