I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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