Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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