Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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