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(646): View more from New York

If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?

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(248): View more from Michigan

i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.

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(630): View more from Illinois

life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I told you not to have sex with her on my futon

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I didnt dude, i swear!

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either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon

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(330): View more from Ohio

I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong

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(504): View more from Louisiana

He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?

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(862): View more from New Jersey

dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.

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