Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
