i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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