so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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