we should wear snuggies to the strip club
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I think I just shit out all my problems.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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