i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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