Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
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