she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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