carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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