found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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