On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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