i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
When did angry sex become our thing?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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