yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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