So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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