I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
and eventually we just all took our pants off
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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