Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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