You really coming over, don't trick.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
