I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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