I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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