you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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