that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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