S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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